I just had a bad dream Adrian and I went away for a retreat and got into an argument when I doubled down on calling out some cis het white male privilege, so he broke up with me, thinking he could rack up a higher body count single… and also to spite me (which is nothing like him at all, that’s a total Jay move though).
I was so confused because dumping me wouldn’t have changed anything regarding the debauchery and hedonism we’d planned on partaking in anyway. It was just a dick move. And I was very hurt and decided I’d be the better slut at this event. I was going to fuck every woman he looked at before he could get within speaking distance of her.
These fucking stress dreams, 0/10 would prefer to never have this dream again.