Had a lot of crazy dreams back to back but the one that stood out was being in Vegas and I was about to get married. I’m not even sure which venue it was but it was a gigantic production and I was in the hugest dress about to get called up (there seemed to be a lot of weddings going). I got stood up so I married myself.
I didn’t know anyone there and wasn’t even sure who the groom was, and when it was just me I was literally thinking to myself, why let the dress and cake go to waste?
Some other part was digging through cute shoes at a Payless of all places and walking down a hall where there was a glass door where they kept other shoes and Baby Phat of all brands (hello 90’s) but it was unlocked with a sign that said go in because the workers were like fuck it. That room also had some cheap Charlotte Ruse looking floggers and other accessories in different colors and I was all.. when did this get so mainstream?! Man this stuff looks cheap.
There was another dream where I was trying to fit a bunch of stuff into a small place not too far from the wedding, this was some side door inside a casino I think, or one of those attached convention centers. I was practically naked and partially thinking this was awkward / partially like I need to get this shit done. I owned more tv’s than I ever had. I was fighting with a square rack with clothing on it and trying to get it into a corner, I argued with a nest thermostat on the wall in the back room and it talked back. Then some chick was in the closet who I’m assuming had been hiding there for a while like she’d been abandoned and she looked like Michelle Trachtenberg. Later I was sitting at a family dinner with this nice black family and her daughter was vouching for her. I was already an expected guest of the daughter’s but the surprise chick was being presented as another guest for a sleepover. Idk