There was some database driven resource that was as widely used as fb but served a more important purpose (I can’t remember what it was), and this lady was telling me to back my shit up and unplug my external and other devices before Wednesday. She wasn’t really specific but I guess from context she was saying to unplug them from anything connected to the internet then went into this huge explanation about how these services were supported on the back end and started mentioning huge tables and how they were being recklessly updated and that’s when I realized she was talking about databases cause I don’t speak DBA. But this was going to be some huge y2k kind of apocalyptic problem and all I could think was if it’s so important why isn’t that shit on lockdown and why aren’t they taking snapshots at certain intervals. Even if I’m not a DBA that’s.. common sense.