“Man, the dreams I have when I’m sick…. I dreamt that my ex was trying to seduce me but had some crazy mutant std, and I told him to f, off and there was a king fu battle so he tied me to a boat and I went off to sea where these warriors found me in the artic, then we came across these snow giant beasts who built an empire and they had captured these mermaids one Blond and one looked like like ariel, and they were bound to stones and the king of the land had to choose one.. the one chosen and kissed got legs, the one not would be sacrificed into a wedding soup for proprietary and good luck. He chose the blond one, and the Warriors I was with had a love interest with the red head who was going to be turned into fish stew. So there was an epic battle with arrows giants and snow, the mermaid now turned woman, decided to push him into the boiling Pot and said she hated him and would never have human babies. The Giants were set free and I rode on one of their furry backs back where there was a oriental festival going and unrealized I had jedi skills trying to chase down a glowing kitten I saw…”