I was sitting at a computer and all these IM windows were coming up like senpai’s account creds were in my profile and I wanted to set up a rule to mass forward all communications to him. So many people were hitting him up and there was no way I’d have the info they’d need, then I realize if I auto forwarded everything he’d get my stuff too but thought that’s not so bad.. but it would out me for screwing with settings and accidentally merging something. Then I noticed all these IMs were coming from a bunch of women and was all omfg, can I just forward them all lol… or close them because I don’t want to deal with them? They think I’m the wrong person and there are too many. Some windows were from really obvious sex bots and there was grayed out text from previous conversations it was random. Then I was dealing with this huge box of electronics and my friend Michelle from GD was moving it and we were trying to store it outside until we could transport it to the office but it slid right into a hot tub and at least it was cold and off but omfg (I wish my brain managed a Hot Tub Time Machine reference here but it failed). So she’s knee deep in water and I’m trying to help her pull the box up. There are pallets of boxes lined up by the fence and they look like boxes of computers and everything that goes with them and their desk setups. She commented there wasn’t a way to get it all in my car but she’d help when her husband came back with her van. Then I’m sitting at a computer and this girl sits next to me and stares at my screen then the shelves above us and starts asking a bunch of questions. She notices there are a couple monitors in boxes above my desk and asks if she could have two too. I said sure reluctantly and was trying to figure out where to find them and an extra set of VGA and DVI cables, then I realized boxes had both so I could pull extras from boxes my monitors were packed in.
Then I was back with a group and we were all getting food. Samuel L Jackson was explaining some situation about a baby that had this congenital defect and would just black out when his heart stopped. He was explaining it and I think we were donating time with computer stuff or trying to do something to contribute and we were grabbing pizza from the counter. I walked up and he was all oh look wings and I grabbed a few and went to grab my backpack so I could set up and keep working on whatever project we were dealing with. I was slouching into this super cushy sofa and opening up my laptop.. this whole time I noticed there were a couple guys sitting at a table like they were there to film or take notes for a documentary or article. I kept glancing over cause it thought they were gonna throw a camera up, and if they did I was going to lift up my laptop and hide behind it.
We were in SoCal walking around and there was a sign that said port 554, our group went to eat and they were being weird. I was gonna pay for Matt’s lunch then Ralph stopped us from leaving and said to get back here. Idk what character he was dressed as but he had this grey metallic paint on his face and the colors were almost like a Sub-Zero Mortal Kombat cosplay which was awesome. It’s like everyone was cosplaying. He said he didn’t know why they didn’t seat us in the main area or give us the warehouse so we’re gonna booby trap them or something. And we all crouched down along the tables and were gonna jump up and yell something, but I had this great idea to yell SMOKE BOMB! like Krieger from Archer and woke up.
