I think it’s really interesting when I have dreams in 3rd person perspective. this doesn’t always happen where I just observe and don’t interact. So I see this Asian guy on a bus, then later at a con explaining to this chick in cosplay he wanted to leave. She had the window rolled down and was in the back of a limo with a bunch of other chicks dressed up like Disney princesses. They exchanged a couple words and she took off. From there he went inside but couldn’t find concierge. He called taxi companies, airlines, and wasn’t getting anywhere. At one point through his heavy accent he yelled “CONN – VAEN – CHON!!!” into the phone but didn’t get anywhere. He finally got a hold of this old guy [Chinese, frail, glasses, bald] who “pulled some strings” and got a shuttle bus to stop mid trip for him and give him one of the two empty seats left on the bus for $5k.
This is where it switches to 1st person. I watched this pissed off guy walk on after dropping off his luggage in the cargo side thing.. I’m not sure what they’re called.. trunk? There were doors to get in at the front and left side in the middle of the bus, very similar to the light rails in the Phoenix Metro area. So between me and this annoying chick, who looked like Sara Rue when she was bigger, was one of the empty seats and then there was another behind me in the last row. As soon as he stepped foot onto the bus I could see frustration, this chick started saying hello in an intrusive manner. He decided to take the seat behind us to avoid any conversation. She decided to move over to the seat next to me and continue speaking. He says something under his breath and she starts cheerfully speaking in Japanese then starts patronizing him about how xenophobic his culture must be and how its rude he hadn’t said hello when first walking in.
I turned and said something in Korean, which he understood and appreciated. I then looked at her since I had her full attention and annoyance from speaking in a foreign and exclusive language she couldn’t understand and said in English: “Isn’t it hypocritical to harass someone about not saying hello first when you failed to greet him yourself?” Verbal bitch slap gave her the STFU card, and the guy and I just looked back at each other with devious smiles. Then I said “saranghae!!!” in a cutesy tone and made a heart with my hands. He smiled back and we continued to annoy this chick…. and I woke up.